The Enid News and Eagle, Enid, OK

January 30, 2011

Texting acronyms every parent should know / WARNING: some of them are graphic


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— Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents

Need to Know:

1. 8 - Oral sex

2. 1337 - Elite -or- leet -or- L337

3. 143 - I love you

4. 182 - I hate you

5. 1174 - Nude club

6. 420 - Marijuana

7. 459 - I love you

8. ADR - Address

9. AEAP - As Early As Possible

10. ALAP - As Late As Possible

11.ASL - Age/Sex/Location

12. CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around

13.C-P - Sleepy

14. F2F - Face-to-Face

15.GNOC - Get Naked On Cam

16.GYPO - Get Your Pants Off

17.HAK - Hugs And Kisses

18. ILU - I Love You

19. IWSN - I Want Sex Now

20. J/O - Jerking Off

21. KOTL - Kiss On The Lips

22.KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You

23.KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless

24. LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life

25.MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex

26.MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex

27.MorF - Male or Female

28.MOS - Mom Over Shoulder

29.MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy

30.NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That

31. NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer

32.NMU - Not Much, You?

33. P911 - Parent Alert

34. PAL - Parents Are Listening

35. PAW - Parents Are Watching

36. PIR - Parent In Room

37.POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**

38. pron - porn

39. Q2C - Quick To Cum

40. RU/18 - Are You Over 18?

41.RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?

42.RUH - Are You Horny?

43. S2R - Send To Receive

44. SorG - Straight or Gay

45.TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me

46.WTF - What The F***

47.WUF - Where You From

48.WYCM - Will You Call Me?

49.WYRN - What's Your Real Name?

50. zerg - To gang up on someone



Top 50 More Acronyms Every Parent

Should Know:

1. 2nite - Tonight

2. AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

3. banana - code word for penis

4. B4YKI - Before You Know It

5. BRB - Be Right Back

6. BRT - Be Right There

7. CWYL - Chat With You Later

8. CYT - See You Tomorrow

9. DIAF - Die In A Fire

10.DOC - Drug Of Choice

11. E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three

12.EM - Excuse Me

13.EOD - End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion

14. FAH - F***ing A Hot

15. FB - F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook

16. FOAF - Friend Of A Friend

17. GLBT - Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender - also seen as LBGT

18.HBU - How Bout You?

19.HUYA - Head Up Your Ass

20. I&I - Intercourse & Inebriation

21. IDGI - I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved

22. IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?

23. IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion

24. J/C - Just Checking

25. kitty - code word for vagina

26. L8R - Later

27. LD - Long Distance -or- Later Dude

28. LMK - Let Me Know

29. LOL - Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love

30.N-A-Y-L - In A While

31. NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)

32.NM - Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move

33. OLL - OnLine Love

34.OMW - On My Way

35. OTP - On The Phone

36.QT - Cutie

37.RN - Right Now

38. ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing

39.RU - Are You?

40. SITD - Still In The Dark

41.SMEM - Send Me E-Mail

42. SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message

43.SO - Significant Other

44.SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure

45.SWDYT - So What Do You Think?

46. TOM - Tomorrow

47. TS - Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks

48. TTFN - Ta Ta For Now

49. ur - you are

50.WFM - Works For Me